Menstrual Cycle: I'm baaaaack!
Body: I thought I was feeling cranky.
MC: Well, you had quite a nice vacation.
Body: Right. Nine months of pregnancy followed by seven months with a new baby. Now that's a vacation.
MC: Sixteen months? Has it been that long?
Body: Long enough that I almost forgot you existed.
MC: Hey, at least I'm taking it easy on you this time.
Body: Easy? Those cramps piercing my back and shooting down my leg have me thinking I'm pregnant again.
MC: You think this is tough - just wait for next month.
Body: You're coming back again next month?
MC: Would you rather be pregnant?
Body: That's not what I had in mind.
MC: Okay, then. I'll see you in about 28 days.
Body: Why don't you call when you're on your way? The kids and my husband would appreciate a little time to prepare for the mood swing.
MC: You know I can't do that.
Body: Alright. But if you show up early, why I'll...
MC: What? Get pregnant again?
MC: That's what I thought. See you soon!