On Sunday, President Obama said a $3,800 tax isn't really a tax.
Interesting. I thought I might give this approach to reasoning a try...
"Time to get dressed" has been scrapped for "an opportunity to clothe yourself using your own creative approach to fashion."
"Nap time" is now "a restful period for your weary legs."
"Time out" will be substituted with "a retreat to a corner free of talking and distractions."
A "swat with the ruler" will become "a physical reminder that we must listen to instructions."
And finally, "bath time" will now be coined "purification."
...all in the name of "because it's for your own good."